Sunday, May 22, 2011

An Open Letter to Steve Simmons



Dear Steve,

Every Sunday morning, I make the trip to the variety store near my apartment, and buy a copy of the Toronto Sun. I go straight to the sports section, disregarding the rest of the paper, and search my way towards your weekly column, Simmons says.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Prom

"Does this blue tux make me look like a fag?"


I have no idea how to attack this animal, but I'm gonna give it a shot.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

What exactly is a skilled writer?


I sit here, wondering what to write, when nothing comes to mind. I have two essays that are due next week for my history classes, along with answering more questions for the mailbag from the site. I can't think of anything in particular to talk about, other than the fact that I have nothing to talk about.